Always a Sh*t Show

Discover the Unforgettable Septic Adventure at Allen’s Septic & Portables LLC – Your Onawa, Iowa Destination for Hilarious and Reliable Services!

Providing Unforgettable Septic Services with a Side of Laughter

Bringing a Fresh Perspective to Your Crappy Situations Since 2014

Why Choose Allen’s Septic & Portables?

Portable Restrooms (Port-a-Potty)

When nature calls, our pristine and conveniently located portable restrooms are here to answer. Leave your worries behind and enjoy a clean and comfortable experience.

Roll-off Dumpsters

Got a mountain of waste? Our flexible and hassle-free roll-off dumpsters come in various sizes, making it a breeze to tackle any cleanup project. Let us handle the dirty work!

Septic Services

Keeping your septic system in top shape is our specialty. With our expert team and comprehensive services, we ensure smooth operations, preventing messy surprises along the way.

Grease trap services

For commercial kitchens in need of grease trap maintenance, our specialized services will keep things flowing smoothly. Trust us to handle the greasy business and maintain compliance.

Holy crap our customers won’t stop raving about us!

— Sarah H.

Allen’s Septic & Portables LLC turned a stinky situation into a hilarious experience! Their top-notch service and hilarious approach made our septic needs a breeze. Highly recommended!

— John D.

We’ve been using Allen’s Septic & Portables LLC for years, and they never disappoint. Their expertise, friendly staff, and exceptional sense of humor are second to none!

— Lisa M.

Allen’s Septic & Portables exceeded my expectations! Their portable restrooms were clean and well-maintained, providing a comfortable experience at our outdoor event. Their attention to detail and friendly service made all the difference.

— Michael P.

We recently rented a roll-off dumpster from Allen’s Septic & Portables, and we couldn’t be happier with the service. The delivery was prompt, the dumpster was spacious, and the pickup was hassle-free. They made our cleanup project a breeze!

— Jennifer K.

When our septic system needed urgent attention, we reached out to Allen’s Septic & Portables for help. Their team arrived promptly, diagnosed the issue, and resolved it efficiently. Their professionalism and expertise saved the day!

— David R.

Managing a commercial kitchen is no easy task, but Allen’s Septic & Portables made our grease trap maintenance a breeze. Their knowledge and experience in the industry are evident in their exceptional service. We highly recommend them!

Get ready for social media excitement with Allen’s! Join our monthly review contest for a chance to win $50 – our staff is aiming to impress, and your feedback is the ticket. Plus, when you review, you’re in the running for another $50 surprise!

And there’s more fun! Keep an eye out for our silent auctions, featuring exclusive Allen’s merchandise, and enjoy monthly challenges that keep the energy high. Don’t miss out – follow us on social media and be part of the buzz!

We’re not sh*tting you when we say we’ve got discounts.

Laughter-Loving Referral Discounts

Multiple Tank Discounts

Military Discounts

Bundling Bliss Discounts

(Rent a port-a-potty + dumpster = laughter-filled savings!)

Embrace the Portable Comfort

When nature calls, answer with a touch of convenience and a dash of hilarity. At Allen’s Septic & Portables, we bring you a collection of port-a-potties that redefine the meaning of on-the-go comfort. Whether you’re hosting a lively event, planning a construction site, or venturing into the great outdoors, our range of portable restrooms is here to ensure your experience remains both pleasant and memorable. From whimsical designs to practical amenities, our port-a-potties offer a sanctuary amidst the wild. Say goodbye to worries and hello to a portable convenience that keeps you feeling fresh, while also providing ample opportunities for laughter. Explore the world of port-a-potties at Allen’s and let your adventures be both comfortable and comically fulfilling.

Septic Lore: Surprising and Silly Fun Facts

The first-ever septic tank patent was granted in 1881, giving birth to a revolutionary solution that keeps our backyards and bathrooms in harmony.

Did you know that some septic systems have a built-in alarm system? These clever alarms notify homeowners when the tank’s liquid level reaches a critical point, ensuring timely maintenance and preventing any unwanted surprises.

On a daily basis, the average person produces approximately 128 ounces of feces, making septic systems the unsung heroes of waste management.

In the world of septic, bacteria do a lot of the dirty work. These tiny organisms work tirelessly to break down organic matter in the tank, helping to maintain a healthy and efficient system. It’s like having a microscopic sanitation crew right in your backyard!

In ancient Rome, inventive hygiene practices involved the use of a sponge on a stick for post-bathroom cleanliness, proving that even in history, humor found a way to clean up its act.

Revitalize your septic system today! Contact us for expert septic services that keep your system running smoothly and your property in top shape. Don’t let your septic worries pile up – call now and experience the Allen’s difference!

Dumpsters for Every Mess, Delivered with a Smile

At Allen’s Septic & Portables, we have a solution for your junk-stashing endeavors. Our dumpster sizes will leave you astounded and ready to conquer any clutter catastrophe. Whether you’re clearing out the attic, renovating your space, or simply indulging in a decluttering frenzy, we’ve got the perfect dumpster to meet your every need. From petite piles to monumental messes, our range of dumpster sizes will make sure no rubbish is left behind. Get ready to bid farewell to the chaos and embrace the delight of a clean and organized world with Allen’s.

Grease Trap Cleaning: Clear the Grease, Embrace the Ease

At Allen’s Septic & Portables, we know that grease traps play a vital role in keeping your plumbing system running smoothly. Our professional grease trap cleaning services ensure that your restaurant, commercial kitchen, or food service establishment remains free from clogs and unpleasant odors. Our skilled team utilizes advanced techniques and equipment to thoroughly clean and maintain your grease traps, preventing costly plumbing issues and ensuring compliance with health and safety regulations. Say goodbye to greasy nightmares and embrace the ease of a clean and efficient grease trap with Allen’s. Let us handle the dirty work so that you can focus on serving up delicious meals to your satisfied customers.

Call us now for a delightful chat about your septic needs! Our team is itching to talk crap and provide you with top-notch service. Don’t hesitate, dial (712) 433-1662 and let’s get down to business… the #2 business, that is!

Always a sh*t show

Got a poop emergency? Skip the stinky delays, give us a ring at (712) 433-1662 and let's flush those worries away!
  • Monday to Friday: 8am-5pm
  • Saturday: Emergency 💩 situations only
  • Sunday: Restroom break, we're closed!
  • There's always someone on call to cater to (really 💩y emergencies)

521 10th St
Onawa, Iowa 51040

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Portable Restrooms

Roll-Off Dumpsters

Septic Services